“Iowa’s FUBAR, Normal for a Backward Political State”
Baku, Azerbaijan: After a grueling 13 hour flight from Los Angeles to Istanbul, Turkey, a three hour wait at the world’s newest and largest airport 50 miles from Istanbul and two and a half hour trip to Azerbaijan’s capital — laying my head on a pillow at a magnificent hotel that welcomed me at 3:00 a.m., I went to sleep expecting to see who won the Iowa caucuses when I woke up 10 hours ahead of Iowa time.
I’m here as an “official International Observer” for the snap parliamentary election on February 9. Over 1600 hundred candidates are running for 125 Parliamentary seats. My job, alongside observers from the United Nations, the European Union and myriad other Non-Governmental organizations from around the world, is to see if the elections are honest and meaningful.
Thank God Azerbaijan is more modern and efficient than the State of Iowa.
Surprise, the stupidest ersatz political Presidential primary system in the world, the Iowa Caucuses, flopped and when I turned CNN International on my rooms flat screen, I was shocked by the news that the idiots of Iowa had totally “flubbed” the vote count and as of 10:00 a.m. Baku time, 1:00 a.m. Washington D.C. time, there wasn’t a single vote count released.
The practically all-White Iowa Democratic Party makes the Keystone Kops look like the most efficient organization this side of Mars. Actually they might be number two in efficiency to the Senate Republican Majority that will, within hours, “acquit” the President since President Harding’s men sold out the country for a few dollars in bribes for oil-rich California real estate almos a hundred years ago.
Mocking the Iowa Democratic Party and those voters who embarrassed themselves — and us — by supporting Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, the two worst Democrat candidates since John Kerry/Al Gore Jr., is easy, the Iowa buffoons are just that, buffoons. Their system is dumb.
In a word, Democrats are proving that they can’t run the country any better than President Trump and his gaggle of “acting” officials and gutless Republican Senators like Lamar Alexander, Lisa Murkowski who sold out their political souls when they announced they would not vote for “Ambassador”John Bolton’s testimony that Trump violated the Constitution by committing a “high crime and misdemeanor” by asking a foreign country to interfere with our election.
There we have it, the greatest country in world history is run by corrupt and stupid morons. American voters will not be able to vote for intelligent people and parties to carry our 330 million people into a “prosperous” and democratic future. Iowa.
My guess is that even God is disgusted by the choices he has allowed to perplex us. Is there no one who can save us from the disaster the Iowa fumble and a stupid phone call on July 25, 2019, to a rookie President of a beleaguered country being swallowed by Russians?